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JOKE 1
A wife, one evening, drew her
husband's attention to the couple next door & said, "Do
you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every
time they meet. Why don't you do that?"
"I would love to," replied the husband, "but I
don't know her well enough."
The wife phoned her husband in the office &
said, "Darling, come home early, we are going to have
mother for dinner."
"Good," replied the husband. "Make sure she's
well done."
The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we
get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Sure," replied her lover. "What's your phone
number?"
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